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The Roman Baths
This story is indeed a Xena x Gabrielle one, just a small amusing oneshot idea I had in my head. Contains adult themes but nothing graphic, and is meant to truly just be an amusing, short read. I don't own Xena: Warrior Princess and all that good stuff.
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Joxer narrowed his small eyes into a skeptical squint. He was on a worn, dusted path leading into Thrace. On either side of him the road was lined with small trees, with the occasional pomegrante tree as a tasty detour. Somewhere ahead of him, roughly a candlemark's walk or more, Xena and Gabrielle were mounted on their trust steeds Argo and Amber, off towards Thrace to perform more wild acts of retribution. Joxer was tailing them for very good reason, though! Certainly his assitance would be needed, yes, granted, but thoughts of Gabrielle kept cropping up as well. Being the incredibly talented warrior he was, Joxer had no doubt in his abilities to track down his favorite duo. Regardless of his incredible talents, there
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iowaguy1979
John H
United States


RULE 1.
 You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 4-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.

1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent

2. Kissed one of your friends?
Innocent

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

4. Ever told a lie?
 Guilty  

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty  

6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? 
Innocent

7. Kissed a picture?
Innocent

8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Innocent

9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty

10. Held a snake?
Innocent

11. Been suspended from school?
Innocent

12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Guilty

13. Stolen something?
Innocent

14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent

15. Done something you regret?
Guilty

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Guilty

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty

18. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent

19. Sat on a roof top?
Innocent

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

21. Sang in the shower?
Innocent

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent

23. Shaved your head?
Innocent

24. Slept naked?
Innocent

25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty

27. Been in a band?
Innocent

28. Shot a gun?
Innocent

29. Donated Blood?
Guilty

30. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent

31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty

35. Been too honest?
Guilty

36. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty

37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Guilty

38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Innocent

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
Innocent

40. Joined a pageant?
Innocent

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty

42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Innocent

43. Cheated on someone?
Innocent

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Innocent

46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Innocent

48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty

49. Thought about murder?
Guilty

50. How about Mass Murder?
Innocent 

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent

52. Stalked someone?
Guilty

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend
Guilty

 54. Gotten totally drunk during a holiday
Innocent
  • Listening to: system of a down
  • Reading: ranma 1/2 fanfiction
  • Watching: YouTube videos
  • Playing: star trek birth of the federation
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: soda

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DepravedDefense Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+devwatch:!!
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iowaguy1979 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2017
no problem, thank YOU for the llama!
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HippoNova Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! :hug:
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Peter-the-Tomato Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015
Thank you very much for the watch :)
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TheNekoboi Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Heya, thanks for the watch ^^
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AnyaUribe Featured By Owner May 17, 2015
Happy B day!! :)
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iowaguy1979 Featured By Owner May 17, 2015
thank you very much! :D
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AgentC-24 Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey now! Happy birthday, pal! :) Hoping you have a great one! :party:
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iowaguy1979 Featured By Owner May 17, 2015
it's been a goof one! thanks, rich!
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AwheNeedsABand-Aid Featured By Owner May 8, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
I love your smiley face profile picture!; u ;
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